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Pregnant-teen shows make us laugh, as well as helicopter crashes, coke-filled hearts, and the end of baseball season. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Exploding Powder Donuts - Check out: http://BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

This is the "eat it and like it" show, tonight. We cover NYC real estate, stuck with FM radio, speech impediments, whistling S's, and we find out who shat on the eggs. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - #6 Is... Muy Caliente - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Hide the children, we're back from vacation... and we've reloaded. On tonight's show; Rod's rug, Brett's balls, Laura's language, and Hoff's hangover. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - The Funniest Word Ever: "Again" - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

New tech toys from Apple make their debut on the show tonight. In the mix: Magic Trackpads, Kindles, and how we hate Foursquare. Nobody cares where you are... Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Bathroom Naming Rights - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Revolt against grandparent sex by hiding the boner pills and their walkers. Also tonight; BP's horrible Photoshop job, Google porn, and flying donkeys on our 100th show. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Overheated Sausage - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

We reveal shocking news to each other about our old relationships, and wonder if Mel Gibson has a valid point. Chase that with witch doctors and snake oil. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Rotten Roast Beef Sandwiches - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Don't call it lying, it's bending the truth. Whether it's hiding your non-existent penis, lack of balance, or spying with crappy WiFI, it's sexier than the ugly truth. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - The Password: US Secrets - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Who else brings you; flaming drunk Mexicans, gay flight attendants, maggots, crusty shirts, flapping testicles and vacuum models? Your welcome, sickos... Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Did I Tell You How I Got This Job? - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

How long has it been since we could look up to a sports star as a role model? We also take on the WNBA, guns and penises, and the iPhone's inability to make calls. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - The Rubber Tube Is Not Sexy - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

What dark corner of the world are we in when porn stars reek of credibility and not 2 day old sex? Also, tonight; vuvuzelas, iPhones, and sausage... Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - What's In There? It's Glorious! - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

After "Top Hat" and golf balls, how hard is the world laughing at us? Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Tape your clothes to you body, and hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - The $450 Letter - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

The University of the Obvious strikes again with a new "study" tonight. Who knew Baghdad sucked? Synergy, dangerous moustaches, and getting kicked in the nuts on the show. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Ball Tapping Scars - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Why do people have a problem exiting gracefully? It looks better than carting a dead body out. The last LOST, Red Dead Redemption, and eye dilation on tonight's show. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Sweatpants Mean Sex - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

There are times when you can't pass up a train-wreck infomercial, especially when there's a guarantee. Add in horrible morning shows and stupid city slogans. Run and hide. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Iron Clad Packing - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

An airport agent in Miami is outed by the new full-body scanner for having tiny genitalia, and then beats a coworker. That takes some huge balls. Is that a win? Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - How Many Rectal Guns? - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

On this show: X-Rays, more TSA fun, what 5 grand buys these days, food that will instantly stop your heart, and a hammer to the back of your head. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Front Facing Balls - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

We watched "Hoarding" on TLC tonight. Are we part of this new craze? Find out on show #88. “Doc, we better back up. We don’t have enough road to get up to 88.” Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Roaches the Size of Crayon Boxes - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Like any person, we hate being lied to. When you call a helpdesk, why does each call start out with a line of bullshit? Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Rest Assured... Your Name Isn't Gary - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

What infomercials do you watch when you can't sleep? Spend your millions and buy a certified gold-digger. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Importuning Has Nothing To Do With Cars - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Crazy old people think they can get a pass when they leave reality. We bring them back; walker, oxygen tank, and diapers. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Longevity... Wasted - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Why do dentists strike fear in everyone? Adding to the pain: news updates, boogeyman hunters, and our own TV show in this episode. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Roulette Ghosts - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

How deep are WalMart's pockets when it comes to PR money? Trading tattoos and rough sex won't cut it. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Baby Donkey Punch - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Conventions bring out the hard-core fans, and somtimes it's more fun to watch them than the booth babes. (Note: I said sometimes...) Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - The Pedostache - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

We've had a death in the extended Brian and Mike family today, and we don't have much to say other than to educate yourself on cancer: symptoms, prevention, and the cure. It's a short show, but a massive message. - Cancer - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Bettering yourself has such a high price tag, especially when it comes to your body. Tonight we knock out: JFK ATC, getting into shape, and muppets. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - The Magic Number...12 - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

It's a Winter Olympics recap on the show. Nude women curlers, tons of gold-medal sex, and style points. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Hurry Hard!, Hurry Hard! - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

We check in with Shawn "Loose Cannon" King from yourmaclifeshow.com after a long MacWorld Expo. Batteries, booth babes, and beat downs... Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Canadian For Beer - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Horrible commercials, boring field goals, and old British men made this year's Super Bowl less than super. Time to bring back the original formula. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Nipples, Farting Horses, and Painful Erections - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

With a name like "iPad", you know it's going to get its ass kicked by the other kids in school. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - We're Calling It What? - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

How do you compete with a billionaire sex addict? Imagine the group discussion that day. All that and more in show seventy-cinco... Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - One-Upping In Sex Therapy - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Who knew that you could trade in yout testicles and become a professional athlete? Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Watch My Heart Explode! - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Tonight on the show: December travel recap, drinking a meal, improv comedy, and the triple dong. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - I Just Blew Your Mind - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

This is an extra show that we didn't have a chance to broadcast last month. Moving makes you do crazy things. Crazy, man... crazy. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Drink the Coffee... I'll Know Where to Find Your Body - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

When your driver and golf balls end up in more holes than a three rounder at Pebble Beach, why act surprised when you hit one in the rough? Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - $2 Billion Buys A Lot of Hookers - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

While you slip into your food coma, journey into the world of turkey, manly responsibilities, and never crossing the streams. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Boobs Looking For Ghosts - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

What did you think would happen if you loaded a monkey with drugs? Megan Fox (possibly a monkey) and MW2 as well. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Monkeys and IBS - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

A special edition of Brian and Mike, 2 years in the making... CoD: MW2 preview show with new unreleased info., maps, weapons, and perks. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Call of Duty :: Modern Warfare 2 Preview - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

The simplest answer is usually the right one. Rotting corpses, creepy neighbors, and cat shit all smell the same... Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: -Give Me A Hand... No, the One From the Freezer - Check out: BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and interact with the show. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Close only counts in horseshoes, not in landing planes, crystal meth, or huge breast implants. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Keep Walking, Hero... - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

XBOX, Captain Lou Albano, and Rush Limbaugh in this show. There's a soupy mix that smells a lot like cheese and trout. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Muscle Relaxers, Cheerleaders and A Donkey - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

It's obvious that sometimes there needs to be a no-button, red-phone hotline directly from the little head to the big one. Exhibit #1: the Letterman fiasco. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Fishing Off the Company Pier - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

What can you say on TV or radio anymore? Too many hands are in the communications cookie jar, and censorship is out of control. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - The Blade Hits With Force - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Tired of the boring dating scene? Experiment, but be frightened of the blind date. Make sure your evacuation plan is air-tight. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Unlock the Back Door - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Forget changing leaves, snow, heat... The real signs of a new season is the shape and the size of the ball being used. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Sports Seasons On 'Roids - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

You meet someone, and after a few dates... or a few drinks, it's time to do the "dirty". Before you dive in, check the water in the pool. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - First-Time Sex - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

We can persecute the hell out of someone in life, but in death... all is forgiven. Drag out your serial killer middle name, and hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - He Was A Quiet Boy - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Like all good things... fads too must come to an end. Members Only jackets have become a punchline. Avoid being the joke: Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Stop Picking At It - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Who started the concept of handing out awards for every stupid little thing? Remember when first place actually meant something? Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Worthless Awards - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Mike and I talk for a living. We don't mind conversing with the world's "crazies", as long as we're not in a hurry to get somewhere. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - What's the Opposite of A Disguise? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

If you're a tourist, take out your wallet and pour everything on the table. All your dollars are belong to us. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - An Extreme Fear of Heights - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Whenever we hit the road, it's always an adventure. Broadcasters, German World War 2 reinactments, and complete crazies invade our last trip. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - You Want Knobby Job? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Dawn and Drew join us for a Brian and Mike/Dawn and Drew mashup show. Keep your hands in the car, this ride is about to start. Check them out at dawnanddrew.com Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - A Penny for Your Thoughts Isn't Enough - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Who pissed death off this week? Should we really care about dead celebrities? Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Celebrity Death Match - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

What ingredient in comedy hurts people's feelings? Oh yeah, the truth. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Out of Bounds... Out of Bounds - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

How can you take anyone seriously if they don't know you're goofing on them? Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Tin Foil Helmets and Hooker Boots - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

The longer you wait, the better it gets, right? That's not the case with video games. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Why Are My Thumbs Bleeding? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

You thought your life was bad? Mike has run-ins with: Burritos, Baldwins and Butts. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Cleanup In Aisle 10... Bring Shovels - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts. Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brianandmike

Why do so many people listen to us? It's because we don't stand still when we hear the oncoming train. Hang out with the cool kids tonight as we take on: - Old Man Radio - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Not sure what you saw in the shadows? Wondering if you've been "probed"? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - That's Not Ectoplasm - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Between dungeons, death, and the "big dance", the past week gave us a damn headache. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Never Wave Off the "A" Team - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

You're out to eat, and the waiter has a nasty case of Ebola. What do you do? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - A Side Order of Leprosy - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Mike would rather lick the top of a bear's head than do '70's porn. Why? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Diving Through the Eye of the Needle - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Rules. You don't have to like them, but you have to follow them. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Rule #34 - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Sometimes you expect more from the "experts". When they blow it, you realize how average they really are. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Trust Me, I'm A Professional - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

We've hit show #40, and we'll never be this flexible. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - The Gravy Boat - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

How angry is the new Angry Whopper? It's very "grumpy". Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - When Good Lights Go Bad - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

If you can't figure out whether or not she's worth spending your money, um... we mean, "dating", follow our tested equation. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Magic Numbers That Are Not 69 - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Who decides whether or not someone is a "professional"? It's us. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Can You Wash Away Herpes? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Music can define a time, place or a mood in your life. Sometimes it ends up scarring your childhood. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - What the Hell Was That Song? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

The hangover is almost gone from our last adventure. Why does this much fun hurt so badly? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Passenger Side Bidets and Velvet Ropes - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Just because someone talks louder doesn't mean they're right. A thought for you on this holiday weekend; do the clothes make the man? Put on your new shirt and hang out with us tonight as we take on: - New Blue Shirts and Karma Are Both Worth $1 - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

It's always interesting to hear someone talk about their first time. We're not talking sex... no, that would be too easy. This time, it's hitchhikers. Warm up your thumbs and hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Don't Let the Chainsaw In My Backpack Scare You - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

When you travel, who cares what happens back home. You'll find out about it when you get back. Get rid of your cell phone and continue with your lap dance. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - What Happens In Vegas Doesn't Concern You - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

You have a couple of weeks left to find the skankiest costume of the year. Go get it. We know you want it. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Is Latex Supposed to Burn? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Did Evel Knievel's secret last stunt involve a cell phone? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - You'll Need Better Thumbs - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

What's wrong with a stripper pole at a racetrack? We need to be consultants for sports on TV. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - A Bikini Would Make Things Much More Interesting - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Stay away from the farm animals and machinery. This will pass. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - 23 Hours of Awkward Silence - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Rubber monkey suits... brought to you tonight by hillbillies, and the morons that buy them. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - You Know What Having Big Feet Means - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Have a beer and get out of the house before everything goes to hell. It's Labor Day. You owe it to yourself. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - It's Labor Day... We're Doing Nothing - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Sick of the online gaming punks? Find out how we crush their hopes and dreams. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - The Glacial Facial - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

So many people want to know the secret to the trick. You really don't want to see what's behind the curtain. Trust us. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Diagnosing Audio Diarrhea - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Why watch yodeling when you have German women playing beach volleyball? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Strong Legs For Plowing Field - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

There's nothing wrong with taking a really long trip to get a cold beer. Head North, and when you come to the hippies, turn left. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Hippies... What the Hell? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

First it was dolphins, then tramp-stamps. Who the hell in the tattoo world comes up with these things? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Deal Breakers - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Why are infomercials on TV only at night? Maybe screaming at you works better then. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Infomercial Ninjas - - Riding the Brown Line - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Wouldn't you rather leave a message than talk with someone especially if you're giving them the boot? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - New Dating Weapon - - OD... Where the D Stands for Desperate - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Find out why Juan Valdez is hugging his donkey extra tight tonight. We also review the TV show; Surviving History. Don't quit your day job, guys. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - It Only Hurts Without the Rubber Tip - - When A Company Skims A Latte, People Cry - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Should you hear a "popping" noise when you walk? It depends on how many times you've been tasered. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - What Does It Take to Explode A Testicle - - Let Me SPL It Out 4 U - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Have you ever felt the sting from the TSA? You know, the kind that makes it tough to sit down for a week. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - White, Um... Rubber Glove "Service" - - God Really Wants You Dead - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Nothing completes a road trip quite like a freakshow at a highway truck stop. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - I'll Take Two Ninja Stars and A Hot Dog - - The Clothes Make the Man - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Do you remember what you did last weekend? If you did, then you weren't having enough fun. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Beyond A Drunken Stupor - - Looking For A Payday - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Everyone has a love/hate relationship with their cell phone. Tip #1: Learn how to use the key lock. It might save your face. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - When Will the Boot Print Go Away? - - Screen Measuring Contest - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

We deal with idiots every day. Familiarize yourself with the different levels of stupid and join the revolt against it. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - OK, Dummy - - Olympic Level Stupidity - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Both company and fish begin to smell after 4 days. What happens when it's been 60 years? Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Past Your Prime - - Strike Or Spare? - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Life got you down? Is your boss driving you nuts at work? Take some 'shrooms and cook up some revenge... always served cold. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Magic Mushrooms - - True Hatred - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Do you have a question that's burning you like a blazing case of herpes? It's a post-weekend outbreak of "Ask Brian and Mike". Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - ABM: Who Is Your New Roommate? - - Urban Camouflage - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Have you been "handled" like baggage by the airlines lately? Listen to our latest adventures in flying with the BAM pilot, Trey. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Why Flying Costs So Much - - Wear A Miniskirt, Win A Prize - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

What's your price? We all have one, with some of us being higher than others. Are you sick of the same old porn? Maybe we can help you out. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - What's Your Price? - - The Next Big Thing... In Porn - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

The finger count is still at 10 after the long 4th of July weekend, but the brain cells took the fall from the beer and food. Cured from massive indigestion and diarrhea, Brian and Mike are back at it. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - An Acquired Taste? - - Need Herpes? Head to NYC - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

There are some absolutely crazy people out there this week, which means that we're going to have a fun time picking them apart. Thanks, idiots! Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - In the Bathroom? Shut Up - - Mike's Driving - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

After a long, hazy weekend, we're back in full force. Digest this episode, and look for more later this week. We're still sorting through all of your email, and we're on track to bring you more Ask Brian and Mike this week. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Planting the Wrong Seed - - Subway Stripper Poles - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

Keep the email coming in to theshow@brianandmike.com. We're making sure we get to as many stories and "Ask Brian and Mike" segments as we can. Slip this on before you head out this weekend. Don't forget to send pictures. Hang out with us tonight as we take on: - Nailing Wood... Tables - - Miami Hooker Bus - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

So many of you downloaded our first show, we're giving you a reach around and giving you another hit off of the BAM audio crack-pipe Hang out with us as we take on: - Need A Boner? Inject Your Brain - - Panty Projectile - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.

We're back! And celebrate, we've gone off the deep end and are going to jump in and kick things off with a blistering punch to your ears. Hang out with us as we take on: - Porn Addiction - - Pulling A Truck, Maybe A 747 With Your Penis - Head over to BrianAndMike.com to download more audio, vote in the polls, and send us the stories that you want to talk about. While you're there, if you have a question or a bar room bet that you need to win, try out; "Ask Brian and Mike", we're experts.